Wall Street Prayer

• I believe in Money,
• the Dollar Almighty,
• Creator of Manipulated Stocks and Greed.
• I believe in The Markets, Free unless teetering on failure,
• which will then be saved by massive government bailout,
• the burden which will be on the backs of the working class,
• suffering under lobbyists and government corruption,
• they will be crucified, robbed and homeless.
• Their descent will not be ours.
• On the 25th day, We rise again.
• As we ascend to our mansions and are seated at boardroom tables.
• We will commence again to judge the living wage and the working poor.
• I believe in the Holy Dollar,
• the Holy Wall Street,
• the communion of deregulation,
• the forgiveness of financial sins,
• the resurrection of the banks,
• and life long excessive living. Amen.

(photo credit neoblaque)